Why is it that men seem to think their woman is the only crazy woman on the planet. They seem to believe they are so special that they and only they have the ability to attract the craziest woman out there. Why is it they don't logically stop to think that just maybe it could possibly be that all women are crazy.
I hear men all the time complaining that they always seem to attract the crazy ones. NO DUDE! You don't...we're just all bat shit crazy at the best of times. And here's a newsflash for you, at times its because of you men we get a bit unhinged.
Granted there are the special kind of crazy out there lurking around, just waiting to ruin your otherwise perfect life. I mean movies like Fatal Attraction and Obsessed have grounding in reality. There are your class A bunny boilers out there that will remove the skin off your phallic noodle while you sleep, if you look at another woman sideways.
But for the most part the average woman is just your garden variety crazy. We are emotional and hormonal beings who need a lot of reassurance and affection in our life and relationships to keep us feeling like we are loved. And lets get one thing straight right now....we don't have control of this whole hormone thing. It takes us just as much by surprise as it does you guys. Ohhhh how nice it must be to just have that one stable hormone racing around in your body doing its job correctly giving you boners and making you hairy and manly.
Now I adore my love, he is fantastic. But he is one of these guys who seems to think I'm the only crazy female out there and he's managed to score in the crazy train lottery draw. He seems to claim none of his ex's were ever this crazy. Here's another life changing piece of information for all you men out there that don't get those of us that are of the female variety....The More She Loves You The Crazier She's Going To Be. If there was no crazy in previous relationships then she didn't really care all that much.
I keep trying to educate him by posting meme's and posts from pages on Facebook like "Psycho Girlfriend" or any other crazy girl educational posts. Then when he responds that he can relate I'll always come back with a witty "See babe its not just me....its a girl thing". Yeah that will educate him real good!
Eventually I think he might figure that its pretty normal for girls to be crazy at the best of times. At the end of the day though lads I think you secretly like it. I think a little bit of crazy gets the old Willy Wonka twitching because you know that craziness leads to things being a bit wild and exciting. And who the hell wants vanilla and boring?!
Until Next Time xo
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